Undertale Playthrough Notes 17

Back to the game.
-Right. Volcano crossroads. Ill head right first.
-That lab looks like it'll advance the plot. I'll be heading down.
-It's the grim reaper... what?!
-Oh, a travel system?
-Off to Snowdin, I guess. Just because.
-So, THAT was the point of that river section earlier. Got it.
-Back to hotlands, then. To... be... the boat is a dog.
-... I AM BEING ABDUCTED AND TAKEN TO TEMMIE VILLAGE? WHAT?!
-No, I'm not. Huh. It just said where Temmie village was...
-Hey, I'm going to try to head to temmie village, actually.
-...oh my gosh. I'm in Temmie village.
-....saving.
-...
-...Of all the weird things in this game, this might take the cake.
-...I mean, I'm... I just... WHAT in the world? XD
-Tem also alergic to tem??? OH MY GOSH TAHT LOOKS PAINFUL!
-To the shop, then, I guess?
-Ah. Y-yes... the tem shop. Uh... okay.
-........you are going to hate me.
-...I'm so tempted, *SO* tempted, to pay for the college, to see what will happen.
-....
-...should I go for it?
-...
-I wonder if I can even harvest gold?? Heck, I can't. I'm sure.
-...
-...
-This will take some pondering....
-...I've got it. But it feels so dirty!
-I just grab stuff from one salesperson, then sell things to Temm (who *DOES* actually buy stuff, it appears).
-...
-...going for it. Brb.
-Can't believe I'm doing this, really. But whatever. I don't know how monster economics works! And if this village's "great history" is anything to go by, they wouldn't mind. And yes, I'm checking my cash flow. It's definitely going up. I could actually pull this off if the music doesn't get to me first. Also... anything - ANYTHING - to distract me from the plot right now, lol.
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-Got 600 or so gold so far. Better save my progress just to be sure.
-... I just noticed I'm not filled with determination. I'm filled with detemmination. I gotta get outta here as soon as I pay for that shop thing's college.
-Okay, swindled that tem outta her money and now I have 1000g. The guilt's gone by this point. I think the music's getting to me, lol. Time to pay for her college and see what'll happen!
-YOUR FACE WAS LEFT BEHIND! I'd say that's a graphical bug, but knowing how frigging weird this game is, probably not.
-Ah, you're back. With a diploma and everything. How'd I know your college wouldn't be that long? Also - Temy armor?! What's it do?
-20 defense?! makes battles too easy?! Uh... UGH... UHHHH... No. Yes. No. Yes. No... uh...
-...
-I won't. I'm getting tired of this town, lol
-buh bye!
-But wait... if I don't get that armor, then paying for the thing's college was worthless for me! I mean, I guess not, seeing as I *DID* wanna see her reaction in the first place, but...
-Hmm.
-I'll see how the hotlands go, and if they get too hard, I'll go back and cheat my way into getting 2000 to pay for the armor, so I don't wind up getting stuck on something impossibly hard.
-BUT for now, heading back to the hotlands to save and end this session! I can't blame the game for my irritation/boredom this time around, lol. Staying in *THAT* place for so long will likely do that to you.
-Gonna walk all the way back, because why not?
-Heyyy! A walrus guy, standing just past the bridge where I saved monster kid from falling.
-"Bah! Today's monsters don't appreciate what makes puzzles great!" My MAN! You are speaking my language! Yes! These things are too easy! The concepts are neat. the execution? Not so much.
-OH, I guess I can't solve this puzzle. Ooookay.
-Saved!