Undertale Playthrough Notes 18

Alright, no use avoiding it anymore: back to the main path.
-I'll talk to these guards.
-No passing. Figures. Guess it's to the lab I go!
-Ah! I'm on the TV screen! So *THIS* is what was going on earlier with the cameras and such!
-Too dark to pick up on anything.
-Ah, a dinosaur monster thing.
-Is this gonna be like the wizard of oz? Like, "ooh! Don't look at the person behind the curtian" or whatever, when I blow this whole charade to pieces? I could totally see that happening. This is, of course, all before I advance the conversation. Mere speculation on my part.
-Alphys! So you're the one people have been talking about.
-Yes, and I knew I was being watched.
-Yay! You wanna help! I hope you're not a lying scumbag trying to trick me into getting killed! :D
-Before going further, let me guess. The robot's gone haywire and is loose in the labs, right?
-..."Anti Human Combat Features?" Oh well! I'm looking forward to the inevitable boss fights. Those are just about the only super entertaining part of the game at this point.
-"Hopefully we won't run into him" followed by silence? Yeah, we're gonna run into him.
-"QUIZZ SHOW?!" What?! lol
-"Answer correctly or you die!!!" XDDDD HAh! Another genuinely funny moment.
-Great. he's invulnerable to attack.
-Alphys! Thank you SO MUCH for helping!!!
-I'm gonna try getting these right without looking at the scientist, then I'll check before guessing. Makes it more engaging that way and not just a cakewalk.
-That math one would've taken too long. Went with Alphys's answer. She's smart. She's a scientist.
-...heck, as this robot's creator, she probably programmed it with all the answers!
-"Would you smooch a ghost?" The answers are all the same, and the counter's going up.... why not just let it hit 999 and see what happens?
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-1,000?!
-Oh, it'll just keep going up. WELL THEN, uh... C? maybe?
-Lucky guess. Literally.
-Is the robot malfunctioning? IS THAT HOW I BEAT IT?! :O
-ALPHYS YOU HAD TO OPEN YOUR BIG MOUTH, DIDN'T YOU?
-Who does Alphys have a crush on? RUDE! I refuse to answer. How do you like that?!
-Oh, the time'rs not going down. Ugh... uh... I don't know, so I'll choose that.
-Oh, lookie. He's mocking her and being a general jerk. How nice. Jerk.
-Oh, I have a feeling I'll be running into that thing again.
-Thanks for the phone upgrade.
-Okay, three options. Head right, or the hole in the wall, or the escelator. I'll go right, first.
-"ALPHYS updated status." oh great, it's a smartphone, lol
-All these status updates make me realize I'm progressing, so I'll go up the escalator instead.
-Ah, books!
-OH HAH THE OLD "FOREIGN ALIEN CULTURES MISUNDERSTAND HUMAN CULTURES" GAG. THAT DOESN'T EVER GET OLD OR PREDICTABLE -_- smh.
-Nothing of particular note in that section. I'll head through the hole in the wall first.
-Oh. Guess I can't.
-Hey, the doctor's out of the bathroom (if that's what it is - I thought monster food didn't make them need to use the restroom? Also, was that English I just spoke? I'm a little focused on gameplay and how soon I can stop at the moment). I'll see if I can access that room now.
-Oh. Guess I can't go in. Oh well. Moving on.
-I've encountered a VULKIN on the escalator.
-Should I encourage it?
-"Its attacks become extreme" - Oh no.
-Whew, spared it!
-Now, to hopefully never run into it ever again.
-Another thing about this game I enjoy: the music.
-And character designs, and the art style.
-Another thing I dislike: almost everything else.
-Oh, great! Save point! That's it for today!