Thursday, March 31, 2016

Undertale Playthrough Notes 6

Consistency matters. Thsu far, I've done updates two at a time. Might as well not stop now. :/

-Okay, snow forest area. I'm at a crossroads. I'll see what that sign and box are all about before deciding where to go.
-Hey, what a handy box!
-I have a stick and now a tough glove in my inventory. I assume it will come in handy later.
-Going right.
-IT'S SANS AND PAPYRUS!
-I'll go up instead, first, seeing as encountering them will likely advance the plot.
-A fishing pole.
-Should I reel it in? Well... I'm not gonna. It's not my fishing rod.
-That was a waste of time, then, lol.
-Off to encounter the two skeleton dweebs. :B
-Craaaaap! I've been spotted! I see a rock behind me! I'll likely have to use it as a distraction/weapon.
-Oh, sans. XD Thanks for the save. Your brother's an idiot.
-SANS YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON
-In the time they've been freaking out, I could've run away.
-Papyrus is so happy.
-And here Sam is standing with her stupid, emotionless, couldn't-care-less, eyes-closed expression XD
-......Papyrus, you massive dork. Go TOWARDS your target, not AWAY from it!
-At any rate, I trust Sans. I swear, if he's lying to me... OOOOOH there will be Hell to pay!
-What's that weird cabin looking thing?
-RANDOM SNOWDRAKE ENCOUNTER AND WOW. That is an UGLY bird!
-Ah, so the Bird's a joking bird. Got it.
-Whyyyyyy are casual conversations so violent in this world? I didn't get hit by its "attack", but still!
-I chose to laugh and please the poor poor fool.
-And now I leave and OH MY GOSH THE GOLD IS FLOWING! HOLY COW! 12 GOLD for laughing at this guy's joke?! DANG!
-Now, to see what that cabin thing's all about.
-.......*sigh* Papyrus. PAPYRUS.
-"Absolutely no moving" on this sign in the next area? I'll stand still for a bit and see what happens...
-...
-.....
-...Nothing's happening. I'm again forced to break rules that I normally wouldn't break.
-WHAT THE HECK
-There is A DOG guarding this area.
-Doggo, your pose is very bizzarre. Also I refuse to move, because you clearly only see movement, as you said.
-HAH! I didn't move, and the attack did nothing!
-Three turns in and I haven't done anything. Also, I refuse to pet it. I will stay still until it gives up.
-*SIGH* nothing. I guess I'll pet the stinking thing.
-OH MY GOSH THAT FACE. WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
-Looks like I can spare it. And I've stolen 30 gold from the guy. I don't know if I should feel ashamed, embarassed, proud, or what. But... that was odd.
-Wooow, he's gonna need therapy, lol.
-Dog treats are a form of cigarette? LOL!
-Sans, tell me the plan.
-SANS, THAT CONFUSES ME MORE. But I still get it. Blue attack = do nothing.
-Ice, Ice everywhere. North, South, and West. But a town to the east (a town with ice). I'll head north first.
-ICECAP ENCOUNTER.
-Another teen monster. Why? I give up caring or trying to comprehend.
-Well, the obvious solution in yet another insanely violent conversation is to compliment its hat.
-ICECAP, you must OBEY the POWER OF MY COMPLIMENTS!!! I SHALL COMPLIMENT YOU CONTINUOUSLY!
-Well, since he's being a jerk, I'll ignore him!
-"Okay, I'll ignore you, too!" followed by an attack. You disappoint me, you little twerp.
-Hmmm, it's yellow now, but I can compliment it again if I choose... I'll do that!
-13 gold out of the deal. Not bad. Icecap, you're a stupid brat.
-Hey! A snowman!
-Sure, Snowman! I'll take a piece of you with me around the world. Why not? Makes about as much sense as everything else! (here's to hoping the piece doesn't melt in my inventory, lol)
-Aaaaaaaand Papyrus is chewing out Sans. Why am I not surprised?
-Ooooh! I legitimately am looking forward to this puzzle!
-Papyrus! Ouch! XD
-............I was looking forward to a hard challenge. But... but PApyrus... you horrible dork.
-(what happens if I try circumventing the maze?)
-ZAP! okay, I'll follow his path.
-OH MY GOSH, the sheer idiocy of this whole thing is really genuinely funny.
-Awww, you suuuuuuure look up to your brother, Sans. Good for you! I, on the other hand, think he's pretty much a massive dork. Then again, I am, too. So there's that.
-Ice cream salesman?
-I took pity on him and bought the ice cream.
-I haven't any clue why this boulder is here, but I can't interact with it. Crossing the bridge!
-Whoa! Snowball!
-Ohhhh, I get it. It's a game of golf.
-I win!
-I got two gold! Yay?
-Okay, skeletons. What you got for me now?
-A word search? XD Okay, I'm game.
-Hmmmmm, it won't let me interact!
-Ohhh, now I have to compliment one.
-Uhhh, I guess I'll go with Papyrus? He seems less forgiving than Sans.
-I wonder if Papyrus has a mental condition? If so, that adds a whole layer of depth to the guy.
-GAH, I really do pity him!
-And a TV dinner savepoint! Excellent! NOOOOOW I'll feel a clean concience when taking a week long break.
-.....no comment on the savepoint this time. Just... what. -_-

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