Undertale Playthrough notes 5

Continuing now that I have a few minutes to spare, another Undertale update!

-Alright, so going into Toriel's house.
-A butterscotch-cinnamon pie doesn't sound bad at all! Yum.
-Snail pie, not so much (though I've had escargot before, and it tasted delicious, so maybe snail pie isn't that bad when prepared right)
-A room of my own. Wanting me to live here... Toriel, something tells me this is not going to last, and you're probably going to be killed. I don't wnat such a cliched thing to happen, but I don't doubt it will happen.
-Kay, I'll explore the house a bit.
-Wow, the room is so...... red. VERY red.
-Neat that I can flick the lightswitch.
-*A box of kids' shoes in a disparity of sizes*...........TORIEL EATS CHILDREN! jk. Probably not. But still... that's unnerving, to say the least. I should be cautious around Toriel.
-An empty photo frame that's super dusty (*COUGH*dead/estranged child*COUGH*)
-What's the bed say? Oh. I guess I went to sleep. And Toriel left a slice of the pie!!! :D Yay! I should probably save it for later. HP and all that.
-Heheh, useless toys.
-What's this? Oh! Toriels' room. I won't snoop. The chances of being caught are huuuuge. I know how that crap works out - I'll read her diary, get to the part about eating children or something horrible like that, then - BAM! - she'll be right behind me and there will be a chase as I escape. Mark my words. Or don't. I could be totally off base, but at any rate, I refuse to snoop.
-Half expected the mirror to show something horrifying. WHY is this house so unnerving to me? lol
-Ah, there's Toriel, reading......... meaning I might get away with snooping in her room....
-.....
-NAH, I'm still not gonna, heh.
-"Brand name chocolate bar in the fridge." Good to know Hershey's ships all the way down here. Good to know.
-A glimpse of monster history. Neat!
-Ooooooh, the dialogue options are, "Nothing," and "When can I go home?" greeeeeat. I already know the kid's not going home. At least, not without some journey/quest/whatever. And Toriel's clingy, so I doubt she'd just let me waltz off. Best not to say a word yet.
-Off to explore the basement!
-WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Toriel, you startled me! Dang! "I think you should play upstairs instead," huh? Well, crap, if you have some horrible evil thing lurking in the basement, FEEL FREE TO LET ME KNOW IN PLAIN ENGLISH.
-Guess I can either snoop around her room, or tell her I wnat to go home......
-UGH, as much as this makes me tense up, I'll snoop around her room.
-Here goes nothing *(soooooo scared of what will happen)*
-Whats with the yellow flowers everywhere? The first monster encounter made me so very very nervous of them, lol
-Okay, I've explored the whole room. All that's left is to look at the diary (GAH, if this triggers her finding out or something........ oh, I'm so scared. HERE GOES NOTHING)
-.......a skeleton pun. Well, so much for some dark secret! Whew, actually. I feel relieved.
-Which leaves me just one option (so much for choices) - I have to tell Toriel I want to go home.
-Oh, wait, what happens if I step outside?
-I can save. I think I shall.
-Okay, time to tell Toriel that I wanna leave. Her response will - without a doubt - be clingy and predictable.
-Well, first I'll hear some snail facts, I guess.
-Toriel left quite suddenly when I said that. UGH. She told me to stay here.
-I still have the cell phone, don't I? If I do, I'll call.
-Nobody picked up. DANGIT. Okay, well, off to bed I guess?
-What changed now?
-She's not in her room, or the renovations room... nor is there an option to enter it.
-Nor is she in the kitchen, living room, or outside. Meaning the basement it is! OH JOY
-(SHE'S JUST STANDING THERE.... OH MY GOSH THIS IS INTIMIDATING..... I'M PREPARED FOR A HEART ATTACK)
-Toriel, don't you DARE destroy that exit.
-I can go upstairs, or I can face Toriel.... Well, most people probably confront her or such, so.... UPSTAIRS I go!
-I'll get in bed.
-Ugh, she's downstairs still, isn't she? I *HAVE* to face her, don't I?
-Here we go. Let my inevitable death begin!
-Dang, she looks so grim!
-ASGORE is all in red and stuff. Duly noted: Do not go to this ASGORE guy. Bad news.
-It gave me the option of going to my room again, so that's what I'll do! I know it's weird, but in real life, I'd probably just do that. (I still think I'll be forced to leave eventually)
-*sigh* looks like I have to go to Toriel AGAIN. Here goes nothing.....
-Yet *ANOTHER* chance to go back to the room. I'll take it! Probably my last chance, so - by doing it THIS time, I'll probably trigger an event (or, failing that, I'll be forced to continue even though that's not what I'd do in real life)
-Uhhhhhhh.... WHAT? "SAM, please wake up - you are the future of humans and monsters" THAT is creepy!!! Disembodied vision ghost voice things, please just *STOP* talking to me. PERIOD.
-Guess I have no choice but to go. Here goes nothing...
-OH SNAP A BATTLE!!!
-Okay, other "battles" were conversations or random encounters, so this might not be a physical fight so much as Toriel just trying to block my way. I won't hit first, I'll restrain myself unless I *HAVE* to fight. Won't kill her (I don't think I even CAN, considering I'm just a puny child), but I *WILL* hit back if needed. But I hope I don't need to.
-DANG, these fireball attacks are hard to dodge!
-I need to eat something.
-Spider Donut it is!
-"Toriel is acting aloof" rather than the other text, huh? Maybe I'm getting through her by just dodging her attacks.
-"Ironically, talking does not seem to be the solution to this situation" - HAH!, Toriel you HYPOCRITE!
-"Toriel takes a deep breath" - Okay, so this might actually be getting somewhere. Or it's a cycle of text and I'm wasting my time... WE'LL SEE! :D
-This isn't working!
-Try sparing her, maybe?
-Does "...." mean anything?!
-Ooooh! it does! it does! She had two roes of them now!
-"....?" - oh DANG, the fire attack deliberately went around me! Oh wow! This is totally working! Makes sense, too. I don't think she'd want to harm a child when she's been acting so overprotective and clingly so far.
-"What are you doing?" - I'M TRYING NOT TO DIE, WHILE CONVINCING YOU TO LET ME GO.
-"ATTACK or RUN AWAY" - but the other option is there, and your dialogue is changing, therefore this is advancing the plot, therefore I don't *HAVE* to hit you, and - therefore - I can just do this all day, Toriel.
-What am I proving? Nothing, really, but this is sure as heck better than fighting you outright. I have 2hp and no health items left (i ate them all)!
-....I wanna see what option I have with the toy knife, but I don't know if that will mess up what I have going on right here......
-....it's just a toy, after all.
-RGGGGGHG, choices, choices, choices!
-Oh, I just equipped it. Whew.
-Okay, so I won't actually use it. I'll just make myself look more deliberately pathetic and harmless in coaxing her not to attack me and let me through. :B
-"Stop looking at me that way!" Hah! This is totally working, and I am going to win!!! (too bad I didn't find out before using up my items! :[  )
-"Go away!" you're acting like a brat now, lol!
-Oh, the eyebrows! The EYEBROWS! This is totally working!
-"Please go upstairs now..." Ohhhhh I have a choice again, don't I?! Oh, please, please, PLEASE tell me I can go upstairs and trigger something else by going to bed!! I'm going to do that!...
-Or not. The flee option is gone. :/ Well, nice.
-Guess I have no choice now.
-"I cannot save even a single child..." Ohhhhhh snap. This is really really upsetting. Toriel... seal the exit after me if you want, then take care of the next kid that falls, but I have to progress! You must understand this - I have ghost voices telling me I need to go, so I have no choice. And I hate ghosts.
-Ohhh that goodbye hug seals it. This is a permanent choice...
-AT LEAST I HAVE THE CELL PHONE! :D
-Nobody picked up AGAIN? Well, I'll periodically call throughout the game.
-For now, what awaits at the end of this loooooong, spooooky hallway?!
-FLOWEY, you SON OF A GUN! How are ya?
-"Clever, very clever. You think you're really smart, don't you?" Well, look, dingus - (A) Toriel was nice, I didn't wanna hurt her (B) by being merciful to HER, I got out of being ATTACKED (so that was good for my health), and (C) Don't think I won't STEP ON YOU if you keep smart mouthing me!........ aww, just kidding. I like how you're such a jerk. It's funny, and adds some spice to the plot.
-"In this world, it's kill or be killed," - well, clearly not, what with Toriel letting me go. However, I will kill if I need to, but I don't think I've needed to so far (remember - sparing got me out of being attacked? That's kinda great, now, isn't it?)
-THAT CREEPY FACE AGAIN
-"I bet you feel really great." OKAY, LOOK, YOU JERK. THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME BEING MORALLY SUPERIOR TO YOU OR ANYTHING - IT'S ABOUT COMMON SENSE! TORIEL POSED NO TRUE THREAT, SO I DIDN'T FIGHT. Just like how you pose no true threat, so I have no need to fight you. But if something's about to eat me and I have to kill it to live, then, yeah, I will! Besides, as a child, do you *REALLY* think I could stand a chance actually FIGHTING a big monster? NOPE.
-"But what will you do if you meet a relentless killer?" Oh, well, now we come to it. I'll kill if I *HAVE* to, but it's not like it's my first reaction or anything. This isn't that type of game, after all. This is a moral-heavy game, and so I put killing at the bottom of my "resort" list.
-"...and let ME inherit the power to control it?" - OOoooohh, what's that mean? HUH? You wanna tell me more about this little plot heavy secret you just spilled?
-"PRicne of this world" "Monarch," "Interesting?" Good grief, Flowey, you are just *NOT* subtle at *ALL*, are you?
-Well, I would speculate about Flowey's motives and how he fits into alll this, but I have a feeling it will all make sense eventually.
-Also, still an awesome laugh.
-Here we go... point of no return.
-UNDERTALE By Toby Fox
(is that the end?)
Oh, no. Here I am in a forest. GAh, I have to find a save point, SOON!
-This... isn't as scary as flowey or Toriel in the basement. Seriously, it's ominous, but not nearly as intense as the lack of music when I encountered Toriel in the basement.
-OKAY BROKEN STICK YEP THAT'S SCARY OH MY GOSH HEART ATTACK RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
-SAM, WHY DO YOU HAVE ONLY ONE SPEED? AND WHY IS IT "CASUAL STROLL"?! GOOD GRIEF!
-I saw something!! I SAW SOMETHING! THIS IS WORSE THAN SLENDER! ALSO WHY AM I WASTING TIME TYPING?!!?!
-OOooooooooooooohhhh, scary shadow
-"Human."
-I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
-....fart of doom?
-OH MY GOSH IT'S PATRICK STAR. PATRICK WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?
-sans, huh? Well, glad you didn't stab me or eat me or whatever. That would've been bad for my health, you see.
-*fingers crossed that he's not lulling me into a false sense of security and actually is telling the truth about not caring about capturing humans*
-Ohhh, sans and papayrus. Hah. HAH. HAH. -_-
-Seriously, font names? Really? That's weirdly funny and also lame all at once.
-Also, duly noted - stay away from his brother.
-OH GOSH HE'S COMING
-...that lamp.
-Papyrus. My word, your chin.
-DO NOT DRAW HIS ATTENTION TO ME YOU JERK
-Hey, I get his motives at least. If he captures me/kills me, I'll know it's nothing personal. Which is nice.
-THE LAMP AGAIN OH MY GOSH. SANS, SHUT YOUR FACE.
-Sans, your puns are TOO MUCH. STOP.
-You two and your puns.
-I swear. The puns. I literally laughed out loud and hate myself for it. XD
-"He's not dangerous, even if he tries to be." Sans, I hope you ain't lying. Because if I die and get sent all the way back to Toriel's house, I will find a way to kill you.
-OH THANK GOODNESS, A SAVE POINT
-"The convenience of that lamp still fills you with determination." - Sam, I will no longer comment on your stupid ways of being determined. I won't. I just won't.

Well, that's it for now! Should last a week or two.