Undertale Playthrough Notes 8

Okay, and continuing on for the second half of my notes today:
-I'll investigate the little cottage first.
-Pomarasins? Is that like a combination pomegranate rasin? If so, HOW? and WHY?
-lol "Aware of Dog, please pet dog."
-Hmmmm.... I wonder if I can check behind the cottage.
-YEP! "there's a camera behind the sentry station."
-Oh, nothing else, though.
-Hmm....
-I'mma go back and see what was on that fishing rod. I'm curious.
-(one nice little walk and an icecap encounter later....)
-Well, what a waste of time! Just a "call me" thing that I can't use! I'll try my cell, just in case...
-Ah, nuts. Only Toriel. And I couldn't even contact her!
-Okay, back to where I was, then!
-(a nice little walk, some newly purchased ice cream, a golf game, and a few encounters later...)
-Game saved. Okay, now that my curiosity is satisfied, back to the normal game!
-How's this Dog's snowman going?
-"This Dog is staring blankly..." ...o-oh. Okay, then.
-lol, stupid dog is stupid. "It probably doesn't help that its brain is the size of a kibble."
-ALRIGHT! NOW we're talking! A good puzzle! This ice one looks challenging!
-....or not. That was... underwhelmingly easy. -_-
-...why was there snow on my head when I went through the forest? Hang on, let me go through again...
-lol, in a hat shape no less! Okay, well... whatever. Odd.
-Alright, right or down? I'll go down first.
-Oh, wait! That's sans! Nevermind, I'll try the right route first.
-Snow poffs.... okay.
-What are snow poffs?
-Hey, 30G for my efforts! Also, loving the stupid narration on these "Snow poff" things.
-Also also, gorgeous background.
-HEY!!!! How is there SNOW UNDERGROUND?!!?! :O
-Ooh, a cute doggy!
-A BIG DOGGY OH MY GOSH
-Greater Dog.... that music. Oh gosh, it's annoying.
-"It's so excited that it thinks fighting is just play." <<<<THAT. THAT is a theme I'm picking up on a lot here. Monsters not meaning to cause harm, but doing so nonetheless (sometimes fatally). I have a FEELING this kinda crap is what landed them in hot water with humans in the first place. JUST A HUNCH.
-Welp. I died.
-OH WELL. GOING AGAIN.
-Also, who is that voice talking to me when I die? It's so deep and creepy. (Is that the ghosty ghost phantom monster spectral thingy that visited me in my sleep at Toriel's? Because that's more incentive to *NOT* get a game over!!)
-WHOAAAAH! I fell off the edge the second time around, and I see that Sans and Papyrus made snowmen. And yes, Sans's is lazy as anything.
-Ahhh, that's the secondary path. Why didn't I notice before?
-(I'll just skip ahead to my next encounter with "greater dog" - no use reviewing stuff that's already happened. I'll only make note if something unusual occurs).
-THAT SNOW HAT LOOKED LIKE A DOG
-Okay, anyways, moving on...
-Ah, nice game mechanic. I have to visit EVERY snow poff to find the one with 30g, regardless of order visited.
-Alright, Greater Dog encounter once more.
-Good grief, this is cute and irritating all at once!
-Okay, had to take a break from petting this big guy to eat some ice cream.
-Oh, sorry "NICE" cream.
-Alright. Battle over. Nice armor!
-HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAH! Okay, that was the most I've laughed in this game, maybe. The way it jumps back in with its BUTT in the face area is just hilarious!! XDD
-Now to cross the bridge..... OH! Sans and PApyrus! Oh man! :( Wanted to explore the side route before advancing the plot! Okay, I'll deal with these two before going back and seeing what the southern route was all about.
-OHHH! Hang on! A thought before I forget it: Toriel had bone puns in her diary! What is the connection?!!
-"gauntlet of deadly terror"
-I have a SUSPICION THAT MAYBE THIS WILL *FAIL* *HORRIBLY*.
-Loooool, papyrus can't bring himself to kill a little kid. Not that I should laugh at that, but for someone boasting and bragging about being the toughest in the world, that's just hilarious.
-Also, going back to take the southern route now.
-DANGIT! Sans is gone!
-But those eyes are still here. Gonna check 'em out.
-Oh, guess I can't. They're part of the environment.
-GYFTROT IS UP THERE ON THE LIST OF SCARIEST UNDETALE MONSTERS. WOW.
-UGH. I *KNOW* that earlier it said blue attacks were fine, but so far that's not the case!!! I've been hit with every blue attack I've let run into me!!! That's unfair, game! Be consistent with your rules! I'm at five measly hitpoints now, and no ice cream ("nice cream" ugh) to spare!
-Dead. Predictable.
-HEY! This will give me a chance to visit the southern route when Sans is still there!
-My snow hat was a kiwi this time. If me typing that sentence isn't proof of how absurd this game is, I don't know what is, lol
-Alright, sans! What's up?
-Oh. XD I literally said that, and *THEN* I went to talk to him, and that's all he says! Well, okay, then.
-SANS TELEPORTED!
-"Are you lost?" Sans, you are starting to get a little creepy. (well... relatively speaking, compared to how creepy you usually are I guess)
-Right! Gyftrot encounter. Let's do thsi right, this time.
-See, as a reward for me helping, I get hurt. But I don't think the monster's doing this on purpose (at least, I hope not), so I'm undert he impression the monsters cause horrible damage and pain/suffering to humans they meet without meaning to, and - naturally - this led to a war, and humans won (#GoHumans! W00t! Represent), and the rest is history. I think. From what I see so far.
-And now, having undecorated it, I shall give it 35G because why not? I'm loaded!
-Waddya think of *THAT*, sans?
-"Are you lost?" Well, okay, then.
-HMMM. A BIG SPOOKY CAVE THAT PRACTICALLY SCREAMS "DANGER?" I'M IN!
-Whoa... the music and environment is so trippy in here! Look at those floating snowflake faries!
-Whose shroom house is this?!
-Oh, darn. I can't go in. :(
-Hmmm.... maybe I have to turn off the mushrooms to enter? It'd make about as much sense as anything else in this world defecient in common sense.
-Oh. Still can't open.
-DANGIT!
-Oh well, I guess.
-Oooh! What a lovely little cottage wayyy in the distance.
-Hey! I see a little man walking around outside it!
-Neat touch. I wonder if that's foreshadowing an encounter in the near future?
-Hey again, Sans.
-"Say, are you following me?" lol, well, at least it's not the same old text over and over.
-"You sure do like to exercise." Eh, it's whatever.
-Alright, here's to hoping I survive the greater dog encounter.
-Ohhh, that's RIGHT! BLUE means DO NOTHING! not "run into it in hopes it passes" - DOY
-I DIED!!!!!!!!!!
-You know what? I'll update you when I've encountered the two skeletons again.
-Alright, up to talk to Sans.
-"I don't know what my brother is going to do now. If I were you, I'd make sure I understand blue attacks." ----wuh oh. What's that supposed to mean?
-Ah, and I'm in Snowdin!
-.....I just got the name of the town.
-Also, love the way they use musical motifs!
-Great! A save point!