Second half of my playthrough today!
-Ah, so the monster's got the short end of the stick in this war. #NotMyFault, though. I refuse to feel guilty over something I had nothing to do with.
-I HATE THAT SHADOW THAT WARRIOR IS HERE AGAIN!
-Dead again.
-You know, technically, the monsters have won several times at this point, lol
-Dead end. Okay, real quick, as I consider my horrible dom, I'd like to take a moment and say I enjoy the boss fights because they're the most creative parts of the game, up there with the graphics.
-Aaand falling to my death. Fantastic.
-EEEEWWW I LANDED ON FLOWERS NO NO NO NO NO
-I mean, great that they broke my fall, but NO THANK YOU
-Savepoint time! Well, that was not a lot of notes. Hmmm... should I continue? I think I should.
-Gonna check this garbage.
-Nothing. Moving on.
-lol, "honk of despair," nice.
-Grabbed some astronaut food. Also, I see the dummy from the start up ahead. LEt me guess, it talks to me or something right?
-I'll... beat up the dummy.
-Yaaay! Boss fight that I don't have to feel bad about!
-"Physical attacks will fail?! DANG!
-Oh, but I can hurt it with its own attacks!
-I don't wanna talk to it. I wanna fight, darn it!~
-Yess! the magic attacks are working!
-Digging this mini boss fight.
-I predictably died. Gonna try again!
-I could be nice, but I'm getting tired of being nice.
-Hmm....
-I'll just see what happens if I don't attack it.
-Good! It'll still fight me!
-Now, I know I could talk, but I'm getting tired of resolving things nicely. Besides, it's his own attacks harming it. He shouldn't have started this fight if he didn't wanna get hurt! :)
-AAAH! I was on the last attack! I almost made it!!! Gonna try again!
-By the way, without a "lives" system like mario bros, I've noticed games are inevitabley going to have me win. That's just the way it works. So, I will find out how this dummy's defeat looks eventually!
-YAAAY! KNIFE FIGHT!!! :D
-Hheheeh, his incompetence amuses me.
-lol, defeated by the random nastablook.
-Savepoint!
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